This is my last week living underneath people! Wtf could y’all possibly be doing at 1:33 am making all this got damn noise?! Go to fucking sleep!!!
You have to marry a man that’s willing to Nair your vagina for you when you’re too pregnant to reach it. & shave your legs cuz you can’t be in labor all hairy nshit, bussin’ it open in front of all those people. No sir, can’t do it.
Is a chef, or at least cooks like one. And is a professional scalp massager. And loves PDA. And will play fight with me until it turns into sex. And will give me head until I beg him to stop. And will pay attention to the smallest details of me & surprise me sometimes. And will love me unconditionally. Every day. Until we die.
That’s what I need.